Serves Me Right for Giving General George S. Patton the Bathroom Key is the 250th episode of King of the Hill. It was first aired on April 26, 2009. The episode was written by Tim Croston and Chip Hall, and directed by Steve Robertson.
Summary[]
Several months after Cotton's passing, Hank is given a list of things to carry out, but he is uncertain about carrying out the final task.
Meanwhile, Dale and Bill argue over a beer can Dale tossed on Bill's yard.
Plot[]
In this episode, Didi Hill arrives with a box of Cotton's things and a note for Hank naming his as executor of his will. Hank learns that his father Cotton left him a list of his last requests, all of which are distasteful and embarrassing. Hank takes this responsibility very seriously. He begins to wonder at how little he knew of his father and tries to glean some information about Cotton as a person, though every detail he learns is sexual or otherwise embarrassing. The last request on the list is to give a spat to Fatty (or, at least, "a Fatty" of the several men nicknamed that over Cotton's lifetime). Little Fatty tells them his dad died, then stomps on Hank's foot (a request from Cotton) and gives him a key to a locker at Arlen Bus Depot.
Dale and Bill are too busy ending their friendship over a discarded beer can on Bill's lawn. They almost have to get a dude-vorce, but when they see how much Hank needs their help to fulfill Cotton's last wish, they decide to put their differences aside, and honor the man that killed "fiddy men."
The locker (#1942) contains a box and two notes: one for Fatty, and one for Hank if Fatty is dead. On the note, Cotton tells Hank that he has one task left: take what is inside the box and flush it down a toilet that General George S. Patton used right before he left to hunt down Pancho Villa. Upon opening the box, Hank discovers what exactly Cotton wants to have flushed: Cotton's ashes.
Unfortunately, the Chimney Pipe Bar & Social Club bartender is all too familiar with Cotton's platoon's tradition of flushing their friend's ashes down Patton's toilet, which clogs the pipes and requires $300 each time to fix. Bill distracts the bartender by starting an argument about which war was the toughest war amongst the patrons, as war debates are not allowed, much to the bartender’s disdain. Hank and his friends flush Cotton's ashes and carves his name on the wooden tank cabinet, with Hank noting that he learned the importance of the many friends Cotton had in his life.
Hank gets the bill from the Chimney Pipe the very next day saying he has to pay them $300 for clogging Gen. Patton's toilet. Peggy says to Hank that "Even dead, Cotton will always find a way to disrupt our lives." Peggy offers to pay the bill, as Bobby asks questions to his father for his school assignment.
The episode ends with Hank talking to the audience about proper toilet use from the back of the mower. Hank explains that if we get our toilet clogged, we should consult the hardware store and get a professional plumber. He also mentions that no toilets were clogged during the making of this episode and to not flush anything down the toilet as our toilets can get clogged if we do that.
Characters[]
- Hank Hill
- Peggy Hill
- Bobby Hill
- Luanne Platter
- Dale Gribble
- Bill Dauterive
- Jeff Boomhauer
- Lucky Kleinschmidt
- Cotton Hill
- Nurse Mary
- Unnamed minister (non-speaking)
- Mr. Dauterive (mentioned)
- Lucky's father (mentioned)
- Bug Gribble (mentioned)
- Stephano (mentioned)
- Kahn Souphanousinphone
- Minh Souphanousinphone (non-speaking)
- Lenore Dauterive (mentioned)
- Didi Hill
- Didi's fiancé (mentioned)
- Octavio
- Madame Francine
- Cleery sisters
- Fatty/Daddy Fatty (mentioned; deceased)
- Little Fatty
- General George S. Patton (mentioned)
- Elvis Presley (mentioned)
- Bartender (voiced by Phil Hendrie)
- Vietnam veteran
- World War II veteran (1)
- World War II veteran (2)
- Gulf War veteran
- Grenada veteran
- Ms. Pac-Man (named)
- Stinky (named)
- Fatty (1) (named)
- Brooklyn (named)
- Fatty (2) (named)
- Irwin Linker (named)
- Topsy Toppington (named)
- Fatty (disambiguation) (named, graffiti on wall)
- Brooklyn (disambiguation) (named, graffiti on wall)
- Stinky (disambiguation) (mentioned)
Stinger Quote[]
- Cotton: "I killed 50 men! (I killed fitty men!)"
Quotes[]
- Bobby: "Wow, look all this shin Jelly... and a gun!"
- Peggy: "Oh dear Lord, put that thing down!"
- Hank: "Good Lord, Peggy! My dad wants me to flush him!"
Trivia[]
- This is Didi Hill's final appearance in the show's original run, where she reveals her new marriage to a wealthy professional wrestler.
- No mention is made of Hank's half-brother G.H. Hill; Hank and the family seem to be totally indifferent to him.
- According to Hank, it has been approximately a year since "Death Picks Cotton".
- When Kahn and Octavio help divvy up Dale and Bill's belongings during their fight with each other, among Dale's belongings, are seen a garden gnome presumably from Gnome on the Range, a garden gnome store located in New Hoffenscheim that appeared in the episode "Yard, She Blows!", and there is also seen among Dale's belongings, a fetus alien in a jar which appeared in the episode "Dream Weaver" as well as the episode "The Courtship of Joseph's Father".
- Cotton's list of executor duties:
- Give the finger to the bouncer at Jugstore Cowboys
- Spit on the steps of the Japanese embassy
- Give fork to Bill
- Give perfume to Madame Francine
- Slap the bottoms of the Cleery sisters
- Give spat to Fatty
- When the military veterans begin arguing in the bar, the bartender tells them to remember the rules. A glimpse of a sign in the bar reveals that the three bar rules are: No smoking, No refunds on Ms. Pac-Man, and No War Debates.
- Among the military veterans inside the bar is a Vietnam veteran named Ronnie who had suffered post-traumatic stress. This is his second appearance, his first appearance was in the episode "Unfortunate Son", and Jeter "The Beater" Turbeville, who is making his second appearance, his first appearance being in the episode "To Spank, with Love".
- Among the scribbling on the walls inside the bathroom at the bar, is the following: "Brooklyn owes Cotton Hill one cigarette and a shot at his wife 2/14/1956" and "Fatty was here" and also "Platoon off to Japan 1943"
- When Hank is carving Cotton's name onto the toilet which has been carved into a gravestone of sorts for Cotton's platoon/veteran friends, the following names and dates are seen:
- This is the first episode since the early seasons to end with Hank breaking the fourth wall from the back of his mower.
Goofs[]
- The note that requests Hank to flush the ashes clearly does not mention about how it was a military tradition to flush one's ashes down Patton's toilet, as it only discussed about how Hank was to flush the ashes.
In the episode, there are many contradictions found with Cotton's requests with numerous episodes:
Season 3[]
- Although Hank and Peggy's wedding video had them with several other guests present when they were cutting the cake (and a drunk Bill helping himself to several slices), the flashback in this episode (where Cotton tells the priest who married Hank and Peggy "I killed fitty men") depicts all but Cotton as absent, and him wearing a blue suit rather than the brown one he was shown to wear in the video.
Season 4[]
- Although it is revealed Cotton never fought in Berlin or anywhere in Europe, Cotton's request was to deliver a fork he had "used" in Germany to Bill, which Hank implies it was probably used to kill someone.
- Cotton's last wish was to be flushed, while in "Cotton's Plot", he was given a plot to be buried in. He was also cremated; despite the plot he earned from the episode.
- It may be confusing that Fatty is said to have recently died, as Cotton talked of Fatty dying during World War II. (He was killed by sharks, after which Cotton used some of his corpse to kill Japanese soldiers. "I beat 'em all to death with a big piece of Fatty!") However, Cotton tends to reuse the nicknames "Stinky" and "Fatty" in all of his circles of friends. When naming the members of the VA club at least four of them had the name Stinky. Also, the list of dead shows two Fatties.
- Cotton had a French lover, who also said that Cotton made love with her in France.
Season 5[]
- Another major inconsistency is that Hank is shown born in a hospital ward, with Cotton flirting with a nurse. In the episode "Yankee Hankee", Tilly explains to Hank that she had no time to get to the hospital and consequently gave birth to Hank in the Women's bathroom at Yankee Stadium; additionally, Cotton was escaping capture after a failed assassination attempt on Castro (of course Tilly would've still had to see a doctor after giving birth. Although unlikely for many reasons it's not impossible to assume they waited until returning to Texas). However, the original version of Lucky's Wedding Suit included a line revealing that the episode was simply a dream Bill had.
Season 6[]
- Dale's father, Bug Gribble, is mentioned in the episode, but his boyfriend's name is revealed to be "Stephano". In the contradicting episode, his boyfriend's name was "Juan"; it is possible Bug may have broken up but is unlikely. It's also possible that Juan and Stephano are the same person.
- Cotton had made his peace with the Japanese and their leader in Returning Japanese (part 2), but he asks Hank to spit on the Japanese Embassy grounds. It's not entirely out of character for Cotton, though.
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