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Patch Boomhauer is the one-hundred-fiftieth episode of King of the Hill. It was first aired on November 2, 2003. The episode was written by J.B. Cook, and directed by Anthony Lioi.



Boomhauer's brother Patch (voiced by Brad Pitt) is getting married to a woman Boomhauer has always been in love with, Kathrine. Things then go wrong at the Bachelor Party, as Patch hired strippers to arrive. A misunderstanding causes everyone to see Boomhauer as hiring then to sabatoge his brother.

On the day of the wedding, Hank decides to confront Boomhauer on the strippers, which he leads him to finding Patch's true colors. Hank tries to stop the wedding once and for all, only for Kathrine to admit she still has feelings for Boomhauer, and she can't marry Patch. Patch admits to being the one that hired the strippers in an attempt to convince her, only for it to backfire.

The next day, Kathrine leaves, but not before saying goodbye to Boomhauer. In the alley, Boomhauer admits he has no idea if he will ever get married, but if he does, he wants Hank to be his best man. Hank simply replies "Boomhauer, I would be Honored".



  • When the girls arrived, the music in the background was Wild Cherry's 1976 workhorse, "Play That Funky Music."

Stinger Quote

  • Dale: (laughs) "Oh, Patch."

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Patch Boomhauer · Reborn To Be Wild · New Cowboy on the Block · The Incredible Hank · Flirting With the Master · After the Mold Rush · Livin' on Reds, Vitamin C and Propane · Rich Hank, Poor Hank · Ceci N'est Pas Une King of the Hill · That's What She Said · My Hair Lady · Phish and Wildlife · Cheer Factor · Dale Be Not Proud · Après Hank, le Deluge · DaleTech · How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Alamo · Girl, You'll Be a Giant Soon · Stressed for Success · Hank's Back (AKA The Unbearable Lightness of Being Hank) · The Redneck on Rainey Street · Talking Shop