"Get in Line" is a song written (at least) by Steven Page and Ed Robertson for the King of the Hill soundtrack. It is performed by Canada-based rock group Barenaked Ladies along characters from the TV series featured in it.
Music video[]
Before the band plays, Dale tells the band's animated counterparts the following:
"Ah, sure I've been abducted. Heck, we've all been abducted. The trick is to keep them from reading your thoughts. I'll wear a hat and try to remain thoughtless at all times."
Throughout the music video, while the live-action band is playing, various members mess around with Dale's stuff.
Actually, there are two music videos: one with Hank, Bobby, Luanne, and Peggy in it, and one without them.
In either music video, at one point, in a wooden set, one of the members puts a jar full of ants up, and cough pink smoke when Dale sprays the ants.
Lyrics[]
- Everywhere I go, someone's trying to be my girlfriend's best friend
- I'm tryin' to pretend I'm relaxed, but I'm playin' castanets with my knees
- I try to be cool and give her space,
- But a guy's always there ready to jump right up and take my place
- Everyone in this room seems to want to make a big fool outta me
HOOK[]
- Everybody open your mouth (everybody, everybody)
- Everybody just say ah (ah ah ah ah)
- Everything will be alright if you play along
- Everywhere I go, there's someone in a trench coat staring at me
- And when I'm not at home, I'm sure someone's rummaging through my trash
- What ever could they want from me?
- Is it just a part of a giant government conspiracy?
- I gotta go see my doctor about this itchy pentagram-shaped rash
HOOK[]
- Everybody open your mouth (everybody, everybody)
- Everybody just say ah (ah ah ah)
- Everything'll be alright, this won't hurt at all
- Everybody get in line
- Everybody turn and cough
- Everything'll be alright if you just lay off
- Dictate a memo to myself
- Try to find if I'm the only one in complete health
- Consult contemporaries if there are some to see
- There really isn't anyone who's in my lane
- Every night at a lane, someone thinks they've got a find beyond me
- I try to take three deep breaths as I walk up to my minivan
- Everyone says I'm lookin' great,
- But it's hard to stand up let alone to try to concentrate
- I wish that everyone that I knew hadn't sold out to the man
HOOK[]
- Everybody open your mouth (everybody, everybody)
- Everybody just say ah (ah ah ah ah)
- Everything'll be alright, this won't hurt at all
- Everybody get in line
- Everybody turn and cough
- Everything'll be alright if you just lay
- Everything'll be alright if you just lay
- Everything'll be alright if you just lay off