When Dale re-reads the Warren Commission Report, he is stunned to realize that maybe the government was right all along about who killed John F. Kennedy. Dale decides to abandon his anti-government ways and becomes an insufferable flag-waving patriot. Meanwhile, Hank tries to battle through government red tape when his sex is listed as "female" on his new driver's license.
Bobby: "Can you imagine Dad as a woman? "Where'd I put mah pantyhose?'"
On Dale's 1040EZ Tax form he enters a his name as "Dale Gribble" with a social security number of 000-01-0001, an address of 140 Rainey St, Arlen TX 78302 and an income of $13.68.