This list is pretty awesome, but Yard, She blows! doesn't belong here.
while joseph's activities are reckless, I wouldn't consider traffic violations as criminal activity.
Hank lied to the cops, but was not under oath in a court of law. He was not legally obligated to tell them anything, let alone the truth. The police report was filed by Peggy and Sally, who did so in earnest.
As stated in a previous episode, Texas is a joint property state, so Hank had a claim to ownership of the gnome in question.
The closest thing to a crime in this thread is, and I quote...
"I blended some lemonade with a few of bobby's chewable vitamins." -Peggy Hill
TushLuver69 (talk) 01:45, August 5, 2018 (UTC) TushLuver69, Ya'll know what I'm about.