Captain Colonel's Bloody Mary Mix is a drink consumed by Hank Hill, Jeff Boomhauer, Bill Dauterive, and Dale Gribble when they were adolescents camping for The Order of the Straight Arrow. It is non-alcoholic, as the label reminds a user to add vodka. However, the boys treat it as if it is alcoholic.
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Captain Colonel's Bloody Mary Mix
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