Alabaster Jones is a pimp who lives in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. He was guest voiced by rapper Snoop Dogg in his debut.
He drives a highly ornamented Excalibur Series V and wears expensive and stylish clothing. He threatens Hank to get Tammi back, and later pursues them in a car chase.
Alabaster had a small cameo as a pimp being beaten by Virtual Hank of the video game in the episode "Grand Theft Arlen".
People claim Alabaster resembles Iyami from the anime Osomatsusan due to his mustache, tan skin, and hair style. Iyami also acts similar to Alabaster.